Presented to the most outstanding individuals who have managed to do the bare minimum in their field.

Meet our esteemed nominees and winners:

• The Procrastinator (Procrastinator of the Year): For consistently putting off tasks until the last possible moment.
• The Expert At Nothing (Expert At Nothing): For being an expert at doing nothing in particular, and exceling at it.
• The Slacker Of The Year Winner (Slacker Of The Year): For setting the bar low and consistently falling short.