Award Submissions

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The Golden Toaster Award for Outstanding Achievement in Breakfast Food Technology

This award goes to the individual who has made the most significant impact on the art of toaster design. Nominees include:

The Pink Fluffy Unicorn Award for Outstanding Achievement in Sparkles and Glitter

This award is given to the individual who has made the most significant impact on the art of sparkles and glitter. Nominees include:

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