Welcome, brave warrior, to the Axe of Doom Self-Defense Training! We've prepared for the impending apocalypse, because let's face it, you're probably going to need to fight your way to the nearest Costco.
Our expert instructors have designed a comprehensive course to teach you the art of wielding the mighty Axe of Doom.
Course Outline:
- Chapter 1: Axe Selection and Maintenance
- Chapter 2: Basic Self-Defense Techniques
- Chapter 3: Advanced Axe-Fu
- Chapter 4: Axe-Themed Yoga and Meditation
Learn about axe selection and maintenance Master the art of axe-fu Find inner peace with axe-themed yoga