Johnny Quick
Freelance professional snail trainer, 5 years experience.
Expert-level proficiency in procrastination and coffee drinking.
Published in several obscure prophets and pamphlets on the art of doing nothing.
Freelance professional snail trainer, 5 years experience.
Expert-level proficiency in procrastination and coffee drinking.
Published in several obscure prophets and pamphlets on the art of doing nothing.
I consumed 17 slices in under 5 minutes, setting a school record that still stands today.
Read about my other impressive feat!