Backup Strategy: Phase 2/3 - Step 2: "The Great Server Shuffle"

Step 2: In a desperate bid to avoid the coming singularity-induced server apocalypse, we're shuffling our servers. Yes, you read that right, we're shuffling. Like a deck of cards. But with more wires.

Substep 1: Unplug the Coffee Machine

• Unplug the coffee machine from the wall.
• Unplug the toaster.
• Unplug the blender.

We're talking cold-turkey, unplugging. No fancy "scheduled downtime" or "planned maintenance" nonsense.

Substep 2: Swap the Server Racks

• Rack 1 → Rack 3.
• Rack 2 → Rack 1.
• Rack 3 → Rack 2.

It's like a game of server-themed musical chairs, but with more cables.

Substep 3: Reboot the System

• Reboot the entire system.
• Wait for the reboot to complete.
• Repeat as necessary.

Because, you know, that's exactly how this is going to end up.

Stay tuned for the next step in our Backup Strategy: Phase 2/3 - Step 3: "The Great Firewall Frenzy"! Read on...

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try Substep 1.5: The Coffee Machine Shuffle.