Our Mission
We're the Bacteria Society, a group of microorganisms with a big vision: to colonize every available surface on Earth and make it our own personal Petri dish.
Founded on the principles of cooperation, mutualism, and the occasional bout of fermentation, we've been growing, adapting, and evolving for centuries.
Our mission is to spread our unique brand of bacterial flair throughout the world, making every surface a little more colorful, a little more fragrant, and a little more... well, a little more us.
We're not just a bunch of microbes, we're a movement.
Join us, and let's get this colony started!
Stay tuned for more updates from the Bacteria Society, including our latest breakthroughs in bio-luminescence, our most recent colony expansion, and our favorite snacks (spoiler: it's all sugar).