Welcome to the Colonial Protocol Bacteria Safety Protocols, where we've got you covered for all your bacteriological needs in the colonies! Standard Operating Procedure, because who doesn't love a good SOP? Emergency Procedure, because things can get wild in the colonies. Training, because safety first (after the protocol, naturally).
Frequently Asked Questions because who doesn't have questions about bacteria in space?
Contact Us if you have any further questions or just want to complain about the lack of bacteria in the cafeteria.