The Infamous Rock Bottom Playlist

Subjected to the Will of Our Glorious Leader, John "The Unyielding" Doe

Here, the art of music meets the science of torture. A collection of classic rock standards, rearranged, reworked, and reinterpreted by yours truly, John "The Unyielding" Doe.

Track 1: It's a Long Way to the Break Room

Track 2: Another Brighter Star in the Making (A.K.A. The Disco Version)

Track 3: I Want to Know the Name of That Song (Again) Version

Track 4: When in the Bloody Heck is My Shift Ending

Track 5: Hey, Jealousy Healer (The Unrequited Love Song)

Track 6: Another One Bites the Dust, But Not Actually

Track 7: I Wish I Could See You Calling, But Please Don't Call Me

Track 8: Hey, Jealousy Healer (The Revenge)

Track 9: Another One Bites the Dust, Part 2 (But Actually This Time It's Real)