Neutral Socks

Welcome to the most boring, prophets of beige, the epicenter of beige, the crux of beige, the zenith of beige, the apotheosis of beige, the apotheosis of beige.

Our socks are the epitome of beige. They're not too bright, not too dull. Just right. Like a perfectly cooked egg, they're the yolk of beige. The perfect balance of beige.

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Socks Need Hangers because even the most neutral of socks need a place to rest.