Striped Monstries FAQ

Q: What are Striped Monstries?

They're like, um, striped things. With monstries. In them.

Q: How do I make a Striped Monstry?

Good luck with that. We're still working on it.

Q: Are Striped Monstries safe?

Safe? You want to know if they're safe? Ha! They're not safe for anything but eating. Or looking at. Or possibly hiding under your bed.

What are the risks?

Q: Can I use Striped Monstries in my art project?

We don't really know what you're making, but go ahead. We won't judge. Probably.

Art Projects with Striped Monstries

Q: Are Striped Monstries edible?

No.

Q: Can I return a Striped Monstry?

Sorry, no returns. You can try to trade it for a slightly-used toaster or something.