Time Travelers' Time Capsule Terms of Use
By accessing this time capsule, you agree to the following:
- 1. You are not actually a time traveler. You are just a person with a lot of free time.
- 2. You are not authorized to alter the fabric of time or the course of human history. Don't even think about it.
- 3. You will not attempt to use the information contained within this time capsule for nefarious purposes, such as building a time machine to go back and kill my ancestors.
- 4. You will not remove or alter any items from the time capsule, including but not limited to: the 1987 Pontiac Firebird, the 1982 World's Fair souvenir, or the 1979 copy of "The Shining" on VHS.
Disclaimer: By signing below, you acknowledge that you are not, in fact, a time traveler, and that you are only here for the novelty.
Section 1: What is a Time Traveler's Time Capsule?
Section 2: What's Inside the Capsule?