Time Travelers' Time Capsule Terms of Use

By accessing this time capsule, you agree to the following:

1. You are not actually a time traveler. You are just a person with a lot of free time.
2. You are not authorized to alter the fabric of time or the course of human history. Don't even think about it.
3. You will not attempt to use the information contained within this time capsule for nefarious purposes, such as building a time machine to go back and kill my ancestors.
4. You will not remove or alter any items from the time capsule, including but not limited to: the 1987 Pontiac Firebird, the 1982 World's Fair souvenir, or the 1979 copy of "The Shining" on VHS.

Disclaimer: By signing below, you acknowledge that you are not, in fact, a time traveler, and that you are only here for the novelty.