Our Special of the Week: Rainbow Cake of Despair
Our chef has lost the recipe, the mixer has been replaced with a VHS player, and the oven is haunted.
But don't let that deter you! Our Rainbow Cake of Despair is still a real treat. Made with the finest ingredients and a pinch of existential dread, it's sure to leave you questioning the meaning of life.
Served with a side of:
- Free therapy sessions with our on-staff existential philosopher
- A complimentary copy of the latest issue of "The Cake is a Lie"