Baking for Bad Times

Welcome to Baking for Bad Times, where we serve up a slice of despair, a pinch of desperation, and a dash of utter chaos. Our pastries are crafted with love, but also with an unhealthy dose of anxiety and self-doubt. Come for the cake, stay for the existential crisis.

Some of our popular items include:

• Therapy Cakes - Because who needs actual therapy when you can just eat a cookie?
• Panic Attack Pudding - Our pudding is so good, you'll be paralyzed with fear, but also with delight.
• Debt Collector Doughnuts - Because who needs a social safety net when you can just eat a doughnut?