Balthazar's Ruminations

Philosophical musings of a slightly unhinged mind

Today's ruminations:

• Why is the universe still bothering me with notifications about the meaninglessness of existence? Can't I just have a simple existential crisis without reminders?
• Is it possible to achieve true happiness by merely existing in a state of utter despair?
• What's the deal with socks? They're just a never-ending cycle of disappearance and reappearance.