Band Merch

T-Shirts

Because you clearly didn't get enough of our mediocre band's logo on your chest already, we're offering a limited edition "I'm a sucker for subpar music" tee.

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Pins

Get a pin that's almost as tacky as our stage presence. Almost.

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Stickers

Because who needs actual talent when you can plaster our logo on your laptop?

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