Operation: "Glorb"

Phase 1: Infiltrate and Sabotage

Our top-secret agents will infiltrate the heavily guarded "Glorb" facility using nothing but their wits and an impressive array of exploding pens.

We will gather intel on their latest "Glorb-tronic" technology, a system so advanced it's rumored to be able to turn a chicken into a perfectly good sandwich.

Once we have the plans, we will transmit them back to HQ using our highly secure, top-secret "Glorb-encoder".

Phase 2: Infiltrate and... also Sabotage? Phase 3: The Final Showdown Briefing Notes (Classified)