We're not really sure what's more surprising: the fact that you're still drinking Coconuts of Desperation, or the fact that our bar staff still haven't quit in disgust.

But hey, you asked for a drink that'll make you question every life decision you've ever made, and we delivered. Coconuts of Desperation is a blend of coconut cream, rum, and regret, served in a shell of despair.

Bottled in a 100% recycled coconut shells (guaranteed to give you a sense of guilt and unease), our Coconuts of Desperation will transport you to a world of crippling self-doubt and uncertainty.

So go ahead, treat yourself to a Coconuts of Desperation today. Your therapist will hate it.

Buy now, and start questioning the meaninglessness of life.