Warning: contents may cause excessive hunger and/or existential dread.
Today's Tweetstorm topic: Beach Burritos: The Unsettling Truth
It's a culinary abomination, a travesty, a... read more
Abomination Recipes for the Damned Conspiracy Theories: Burritos are Watching YouOr, if you're feeling adventurous, try our recipes page for the most questionable, untested, and possibly hazardous burrito creations.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Burrito Recipes Quantitative Easing Burritos AI-Generated Burritos: A New LowStay thirsty, stay hungry, and stay confused, folks!
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