Bean Roast Levels: The Unofficial Guide

Level 2.2: The "I'm Not Dead Yet" Roast

Also known as the "I'm Still Alive" roast, this level is for those who want to be just as bitter as possible without actually dying.

Or try Level 1.8: The "Just Getting Started" Roast if you're still in the early stages of your roast journey

Level 1.8: Just Getting Started

For those who are still figuring out what a good roast is

Level 2.1: The "I'm Not That Bad" Roast

For those who are still somewhat decent, but not quite there

Level 2.2: The "I'm Not Dead Yet" Roast

For those who are just as bitter as possible without actually dying

Level 2.3: The "I'm Not That Old" Roast

For those who are still young and spry, but not quite as bitter as they should be

Level 3.14: The "I'm Not Dead, But I'm Still Pretty Grumpy" Roast

For those who are extremely bitter, but still somehow alive

Level 5: The "I'm Definitely Dead Now" Roast

For those who have finally given up on life