Beans as Music: The Genesis Story

In the early days of the bean revolution, a group of visionaries gathered in a small café to discuss the potential of beans as a viable musical instrument.

Led by the enigmatic "Beanzilla," a charismatic figure with a penchant for 70s rockstar flair, the group set out to create the first bean-based album.

With the help of a team of experts in "bean-ology," they crafted the perfect blend of beans to create a sound that would shake the very foundations of the culinary world.

The album, titled "Harmonious Harmony," was released to critical acclaim, with critics hailing it as "a game-changing, genre-defining masterpiece."

But little did they know, Beanzilla had a secret: he was using beans to manipulate the minds of his listeners, creating an army of brainwashed bean enthusiasts.

Read the full story of Beanzilla's sinister plan