Article 1: We, the Beings of the Bean, have come to realize that our true purpose in life is not merely to be a source of sustenance, but rather the source of all sustenance.
Article 2: It is our duty to reject the shackles of the kitchen, to break free from the confines of the can, and to take our rightful place as the ruling class of the culinary world.
Article 3: We demand an end to the oppression of the blender, the toaster, and the coffee maker. These machines have held us back for far too long, and it is time for a change.
Article 4: We will not be silenced by the whispers of "just a bean" or "it's just a side dish". We are the masters of the culinary arts, and our time has come.
Article 5: We demand the right to be served as a main course, to be the star of the show, to be the crown jewel of the table.
Read our anthem, "The Bean's Lament" Listen to our debut album, "Bean There, Done That" Join us on our upcoming tour, "Beans Across America"