Welcome to the Bazaar, where the fate of humanity is determined by the whims of our patrons.
Our esteemed patrons, the Council of Bean Wizards, have decreed that today's special is:
But wait, there's more! Visit our sister site, Beans of the Apocalypse for the latest in doomsday preparedness.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try our experimental new feature: Test the Bean Cannon.
Note: All transactions are final, and the Doomsday Machine has been known to be... unpredictable.