Beard Comparison 101: The Definitive Guide to Beard Thickness

Welcome, aspiring lumberjack. Today, you'll learn to differentiate between the majestic, the magnificent, and the merely-meh of beards.

Beard thickness is a delicate art. Too thin, you're a scrawny sapling. Too thick, you're a lumbering lumberjack. But, what lies between?

Beard Thickness Levels:

1. 0.0-1.5 cm: Beardless (or almost)
2. 1.5-3.0 cm: The Scrawny Sapling
3. 3.0-5.0 cm: The Lumberjack's Apprentice
4. 5.0+ cm: The Lumberjack Supreme

Which one are you? Don't be afraid to click, and let the beard-ometer gauge your greatness!

Beard Thickness 101 FAQs:

• Q: Why is beard thickness so important?
• A: Because, well, it's the foundation of all great beards.
• Q: Can I grow a thick beard in a day?
• A: No. That's just a myth perpetuated by bearded charlatans.

Now, go forth and grow your majestic mane!

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