Also known as "The Beard Butter of the Ancients", this method involves applying a generous amount of beard oil, then topping it with a thick layer of beard wax, followed by a sprinkle of magic dust (just kidding, it's just coconut oil, but don't tell anyone). This will make your beard look like it's been styled by a team of tiny, fluffy hamsters.
Step 5: The Protectant Plus (for the truly adventurous),Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. May cause excessive beard envy. Prolonged use can lead to beard burnout. Consult a professional barber before attempting any of these methods. Probably.