Beard Comparison Chart
For the discerning gentlemale who demands precision and authority in his gentscaping choices, I present to you: The Ruler of Truth. A comprehensive, scientifically-backed guide to the optimal facial hair configuration.
The Great Beards
- Short Beard (The Classicist)
- Long Beard (The Hipster)
- Ponytail Beard (The Rebel)
- Sideburns (The Aviator)
Unconventional Options