The Brews for Brains Conspiracy
Wake up, sheeple! You've been duped by the Caffeine Cartel. They've convinced you that coffee is just a drink, but it's so much more. Learn the truth about the Caffeine Cartel
Signs You're a Victim of the Caffeine Cartel
- You can't function without your morning fix
- You've tried to quit, but can't
- You've spent all your money on overpriced coffee
- You've forgotten what it's like to be sober
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Escape the Cartel
- Try our special blend of herbal teas
- Join a support group for former caffeine addicts
- Call the Caffeine Helpline: 1-800-QUIT-CAF
More Escape Plans
Join the Resistance
- Sign up for our newsletter
- Attend one of our underground meetings
- Join our secret Facebook group
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