Welcome to the official catalog of the most obscure, the most esoteric, the most utterly useless beers in the world.
Below is a list of our finest brews, each one a masterpiece of confusion and bewilderment.
Beer-oa Classic - A classic beer for the discerning non-discriminator.
Beer-oa Unknown - A beer so obscure, you're not even sure it exists.
Beer-oa Infinitemalt - For those who want to drink their way to the end of the world.
Beer-oa Quantum - A beer that defies the laws of physics and good taste.
Sub-Brewery 1: The Confuser's Corner - Where the beers are as confusing as the names.
Sub-Brewery 2: The Non-Sequitur - Because who needs labels, anyway?
Sub-Brewery 3: The Neverending Story - Where each beer is a chapter in a neverending tale of confusion.
Sub-Brewery 4: The Unseen - For those who prefer their beers without labels or explanations.