About Us

Beet-It-Up: Where we serve up fresh, locally-sourced beets and a side of existential dread.

Our mission is to provide a unique dining experience that's equal parts delicious and disturbing. Our beets are hand-picked by experts in the field of root vegetable psychology.

Meet Our Founder, Bertha the Beet Whisperer

Our Menu:

Beet Tapas: Because who needs human connection when you have beets? Beet Bouillabaisse: The soup that'll make you question reality