The Beige Revolution was a pivotal moment in history, marked by a global shift towards the most neutral of colors.
It began with a small group of rebels, led by the enigmatic Beige Baron, who sought to overthrow the tyrannical rule of color.
With their rallying cry of "We're not red, we're not blue, we're BEIGE!", the revolutionaries marched across the land, leaving a trail of bland, unremarkable destruction in their wake.
But their victory was short-lived, as the Beige Revolution was soon crushed by the counter-revolution of Colorful Fascism, led by the infamous Rainbow Queen.
However, the legacy of the Beige Revolution lives on in the hearts of many, and its influence can be seen in the countless beige walls that adorn the world's homes and offices.
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