Beige Revolution: A Declaration of Indifference

In a shocking turn of events, the beige-colored masses have finally had enough. We, the beige revolutionaries, are here to shake up the status quo and bring a new level of beige-ness to our lives.

Pledge:

  1. I pledge to wear only the beige-est of beige clothing, including but not limited to:
  2. Beige t-shirts with faded logos
  3. Beige pants with a slight sheen
  4. Beige hats that are definitely not plaid

Read more about the Pledge Ceremony

SubPledge:

  1. I pledge to eat only beige foods, including:
  2. Beige-colored mac and cheese
  3. Beige-colored chicken nuggets
See the Beige Food Guide

Read the Beige Revolution Manifesto