The Chicken Sitters Union Benefits Package

As a proud member of the Chicken Sitters Union, you're entitled to the following benefits:

• Unlimited access to our exclusive Egg-cellent employee discount program, offering 10% off all eggs and egg-related products.
• A complimentary Fowl-icular hair care kit, complete with detangling spray, conditioner, and a comb that's specifically designed for our fine-feathered friends.
• A generous Poultry insurance policy, covering up to 5% of your annual income in case you get pecked by a disgruntled chicken.
• A 24/7 access to our Chitting Room, where you can relax, recharge, and plot with fellow chicken sitters over a cold beer.
• A special Cluck-tastic events calendar, featuring exclusive invitations to our annual Chicken Fest, where you can mingle with fellow sitters and show off your best chicken impressions.

We're proud to offer these benefits because, let's be real, being a chicken sitter is a tough job.

Want to learn more? Check out our FAQ or contact us at contact@chickensittersunion.com.

And that's not all, folks!

We're always adding new benefits, like our soon-to-be-revealed Extra-Eggs-pectations program.

Or, you know, you might get a raise.

We're not saying it's a done deal, but we're not ruling it out either.