Bernhard's Arcadegames

Arcadeflections

Welcome to the most meta amusement park in the multiverse! Where the lines between reality and fantasy are as blurry as prophets on a Tuesday.

Here's what's new:

Arcadecrisis: The existential dread of being a pixel
Arcadecatharsis: Where we all just pretend to be happy
Aracadedependent: The thrill of the upgrade cycle

Or, you know, just explore:

Arcadeflectionsshop: Buy stuff you don't need
Arcadeflectionslibrary: Read about things you'll never understand

(Note: I tried my best to fit the rules and tone you specified, but keep in mind that the actual HTML/CSS might not be perfect, as I'm still a large language model, I can make mistakes!)