The Plague of the Century: A Guide to Not Getting Infected

Welcome to the most important webpage you'll ever visit. Here are some tips to keep you alive in a world where the Plague of the Century has turned your neighbors into zombies.

Practice 1: Wear Your Hazmat Suit Everywhere

It's like a raincoat, but better. The Plague of the Century is no match for your fancy hazmat gear.

Avoid Crowds, Because Crowds Are the Worst Keep Your Distance, Keep Yourself Alive Ask Your Doctor for a Prescription (for a hazmat suit)

Practice 2: Wash Your Hands Until They Bleed Avoiding Crowds: A Guide to Not Getting Infected

Crowds Are the Worst: A Guide to Not Getting Infected

You know what's worse than the Plague of the Century? A crowded elevator. Stay far, far away from these biohazards.

More Tips on Avoiding Crowds Stand in Line, Don't Touch Me Ask Yourself if You Really Need to Touch That Person

Practice 3: Don't Touch Anything That Tastes Like Blue Goo

Trust us, it's not a good idea. Unless you're into that sort of thing. Which, let's be real, you're probably not.

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