Flowchart of Doom: Best Practices Edition 1

Step 1: The Inevitable Sucky Meeting

When in doubt, schedule a meeting. The more meetings you have, the more "productivity" you'll achieve.

Agenda: "We need to discuss the thing that we're already working on, but let's just call it something new to confuse people."

Objective: Waste 2 hours discussing the same thing, while pretending to be doing "research".

Key Performance Indicator (KPI): Number of coffee cups consumed during the meeting.

Hyperlinks:

Flowchart of Doom: Best Practices Edition 2 - The Meeting that Never Ends

Flowchart of Doom: Best Practices Edition 3 - The "To-Do" List That Ate My Sanity

Disclaimer: Not really recommended. But hey, it's just for laughs.