The Ergo Comfort Manifesto

A guide to designing spaces that make you feel like you're in a 90s video game

Rule 1: Color Scheme

Use colors that scream "I'm trying too hard to be edgy, but I'm actually just a middle-aged accountant from New Jersey".

Bright pink and electric blue: because who needs subtlety?
Yellow: because sunshine is the answer to all life's problems
Neon green: because it's the only way to get a 90s rave vibe in a cubicle

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Rule 2: Lighting

Use only the most obtrusive lighting possible. Fluorescent tubes are a must.

Fluorescent lighting is the key to ergo comfort

Rule 3: Textures

Use only the most abrasive textures possible. Think 3M Command strips on the wall, and a carpet that's seen better days.

Rule 4: Acoustics

Use soundproofing materials that make you feel like you're in a recording studio, minus the talent and creativity.

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