Flow Ergo Ergoism: The Ultimate Guide

Flow Ergo Ergoism: the art of doing the most inefficient tasks in the most inefficient way, while still managing to get the job done.

By doing things in the most roundabout, circuitous, and utterly absurd ways possible, we can create a sense of flow and momentum that's sure to leave you feeling drained, dem prophets, and utterly bewildered.

Here's an example of a flow ergo ergoist in action:

Instead of just making a cup of coffee, I will:

  1. Put on my favorite disco outfit
  2. Call a meeting to discuss the importance of coffee
  3. Write a 10 page thesis on the history of coffee
  4. Perform a 10 minute dance routine to get myself pumped up
  5. Then, and only then, will I brew the coffee

As you can see, this is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. And if you're interested in joining the ranks of the flow prophets, you can start by: