Best Practices for Ultra-Secure Passwords

Because your grandma needs them, apparently.

Rule 1: Use at least 12 characters of random gibberish. No, seriously, use more.

Rule 2: Don't use your cat's name. Or your kid's name. Or your favorite food.

Rule 3: Change it every 90 days or else your account will be compromised by the world's most sophisticated hackers.

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Disclaimer: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Do not actually use these "best practices" for your passwords.

Note: The subpaths /best-practices/compromised/ and /best-practices/password-managers/ are not actual pages but rather part of the fictional world-building. They are intended to be humorous and satirical.