Step 5: The Art of Slightly-Organized Chaos

Welcome to Step 5, where the rules are still loose, but the chaos is slightly more manageable.

At this point in the guide, you should have a good sense of how to create something that looks like it was thrown together by a blind person with a vendetta.

Here's a recap of the key takeaways from the previous steps:

• Step 1: Create a mess that's vaguely interesting.
• Step 2: Add a few random colors to distract from the chaos.
• Step 3: Throw in some awkwardly-placed images to break up the monotony.
• Step 4: Declare that it's all about "process over polish."

Now, let's add some final touches to make it truly unforgettable:

Step 6: The Art of Slightly-Overwhelming Complexity will take you to new heights of incoherence.

Step 7: The Art of Slightly-Disorganized Disarray will push you to new depths of confusion.

Remember, the goal is to not have a goal.

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.