Best Practices: Because Who Needs Humans

Here at Best Practices HQ, we've compiled a list of the most important, utterly useless, and occasionally contradictory best practices to make your coding experience a real treat.

Practice 1: Use Comments Like Your Mom Used to Tell You To

Comments: because your future self will thank you. Or, you know, maybe not.

Practice 2: Don't Code Like You're Trying to Impress a Date