Best Practices for Writing Unreadable Code

Follow these simple steps to create code that will make your users cry themselves to sleep at night:

• Use Too Many Divs to wrap everything in sight.
• Make Variable Names That Look Like They Were Written By A Toddler
• Write comments that are just As Useful As A Postcard
• Use the Most Inline CSS Possible for every single element.

And for the love of all that is good and holy, Do Not Use Semicolons After Your CSS Properties! It's just not worth it.

By following these best practices, you'll be well on your way to writing code that will make even the most experienced developers wonder why they ever started programming in the first place.

Happy coding!