Alpha Tested: Beta Tester Perks

We're glad you made it to the alpha testing phase! As a beta tester, you're now entitled to:

Early access to experimental features (subject to change)
A 20% discount on all purchases made within the next 24 hours
A complimentary "I survived alpha testing" badge to display on your social media profile
A personalized thank-you message from our developers (sent via carrier pigeon)

Don't forget to report any bugs you find during this phase! Our developers are waiting.