Backstabbing 101: The Art of Betrayal

Backstabbing is an art form, much like painting or sculpture. It requires precision, timing, and the right amount of deceit.

Tip 1: Always keep a straight face while betraying your friend, no matter how much they trusted you.

• Use a mirror to practice your 'innocent face'
• Develop a talent for 'accidentally' bumping into your victim
• Master the art of 'just happening' to be in the wrong place at the wrong time

Tip 2: Know your enemy.

• Understand their weaknesses and insecurities
• Learn their favorite foods, so you can 'accidentally' poison them
• Find their darkest secrets, so you can use them against them