Today we'll be covering the most important aspect of spying: getting caught in the act without getting caught.
1. Stealth Penetrations: The art of slipping in and out of tight spaces unnoticed, like a ninja, but without the whole ninja thing.
2. Counter-Surveillance: How to watch your back while pretending to watch someone else's.
3. Psychological Operations: The subtle art of getting what you want without anyone even noticing you're there.
Remember, the goal is to be like a ghost, but not the good kind of ghost, the bad kind. The kind that haunts your enemies, but only after they've had their morning coffee.