Paranoia and Doubt

Where the walls are watching and you're not sure if you're a human or a hamster

Are you experiencing a sense of existential dread and uncertainty? Do you question the nature of reality and your place in it?

Maybe you're a hamster.

Or perhaps it's just the government in your brain.

Read about the secret society controlling our minds.

If all else fails, consult the local expert on existential crises.

Disclaimer: We're not really a therapist. Or an expert. Or a functioning member of society.

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