Betty's FAQ

Here are the answers to the most frequently asked questions about me, Betty.

Q: Are you a real person?

A: No, I'm a highly stylized webserver serving only the most excellent content, but not a human.

• See my legend for more info about me.

Q: What's with the weird design?

A: I like to think it's the future, but my designer is on vacation and I'm stuck with this.

• Learn more about the design philosophy behind this mess.

Q: Can I get a refund for the content I just read?

A: No, sorry. You're getting it for free. Don't bother asking.

• Ask another question, maybe it'll be funnier.
• Contact me, I'll pretend to care.