The Paranoiac Piece
For the discerning client with a flair for the dramatic, the Paranoiac Piece is a bespoke furniture arrangement that will drive their friends to question their sanity.
Features:
- Unconventional use of primary colors.
- A deliberate disregard for ergonomic design principles.
- A 50% chance of spontaneous re-arrangement at 3 AM.
Price: $12,000 (includes free therapy sessions)