The Futility of Fancypants Furniture Arranging
Because sometimes you just have to admit that your furniture tastes are a mess
What is the point of arranging furniture, anyway? Why Can't I Just Put My Pants On the Floor and Call It a Deal?According to renowned expert Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, "Fancypants furniture arranging is a futile exercise in existential dread." Dr. Bottomsworth went on to say, "It's like trying to find meaning in a meaningless void."
But what if we told you that the void is, in fact, a perfect canvas for your most exquisite arrangement of velvet Elvis statues and vintage teapots?
Dr. Bottomsworth's book, "The Futility of Fancypants," is available on Amazon, but only if you're willing to pay triple the price for a signed, first-edition copy with a personalized message from the doctor himself.
Or, you know, you could just put your pants on the floor and call it a deal.