THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO TURNING YOUR SOFA INTO A PIECE OF JUNK

Are you tired of your sofa just sitting there, looking all comfortable and not-at-all-embarrassing? Do you want to turn your living room into a post-apocalyptic wasteland of torn fabric and broken dreams?

1. Add a few strategically placed holes to create a makeshift "art project"

Who needs a couch when you can have a conversation starter?

Add More Holes

2. Drown your sofa in a vat of glitter

Because who needs to sit on a surface that's not covered in tiny shards of disappointment?

Get Sparkly

3. Replace all the cushions with old, lumpy, and utterly useless beanbags

Who needs comfort, anyway?

The Agony of the Beanbags