Q: What's the deal with all the colors?
A: Our CEO, a colorblind wizard, decreed that all our content would be in a single color. Don't ask.
Colors: The Unifying ForceQ: Can I rent a bike that goes super fast?
A: Ha! You think you can handle it? Our "Turbo" bike will leave you in a world of trouble. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Turbo Mode: Because You Clearly Enjoy AgonyQ: What about those weird, glowing runes on the handlebars?
A: Just...just don't touch them, okay?
Secret Tech: Because We Don't Trust You Either