The Infinite Loop of Binary Bloat

Our Process

Here at Binary Bloat Inc., we've optimized our code for maximum redundancy.

We've carefully crafted every line, ensuring that every byte is a work of art.

Our team of expert bloaters work tirelessly to add unnecessary features and comments, because who needs simplicity when you can have a 1000-line function with 5 different names?

Our process is simple:

  1. Copy and paste code from the 'net.
  2. Replace all 'var' with 'i'. (It's a performance improvement, trust us)
  3. Add an extra 1000 lines of comments.
  4. Repeat until the code is 1000x larger than the original.
  5. Profit!

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